December 09, 2013

E-Liquids We Hope To See This Holiday Season

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With the holidays coming up quite soon, it’s no doubt we’ll be seeing plenty of winter flavors from many of our favorite e-liquid makers out there.  Of course we’ll be seeing the standard candy cane and gingerbread stuff, but we think some more holiday-accurate e-juices.

Here’s our holiday e-juice wish list.

“You swore you’d never tell” Eggnog

When the eggnog is flowing and you’re spending your time with a bunch of people you’ve known through countless embarrassing moments and half truths, it’s not uncommon for you or someone in the family to spill some secrets in addition to some eggnog.  Can a company really incorporate awkward silence and regret into an eggnog flavored e-liquid?  We hope so.

Grandpa’s La-Z-Boy Beer and Pretzel Farts

It my experience, it rarely took grandpa more than 5 minutes of time with the family before he’d roll into the La-Z-Boy to watch football nearly non-stop for the entirety of the holidays.  Sucking down cheap beer and pounding down the pretzels didn’t make for a great aroma in the room, but it might be a point of nostalgia for many of us.

New Manufactured Plastic Smell and Arguments Over “Who Goes First” Flavor

I grew up in a house with two younger brothers.  We rarely finished opening all the presents before arguing over who got to play with a particular toy first.  That smell of new plastic was often so intense you could choke it down as a second breakfast.  It’s the kind of Pavlovian trigger that gets my competitive side revving.

“Thank Grandma For The Books and Clothes She Got You” Flavor

Few things could be more appropriate to the holidays than a flavor that forces you to cough up some gratitude for something you didn’t want.  This flavor is free, but no one actually likes the flavor.  But if you don’t say “thanks,” you’re still a jerk.

The Obligatory Heavy Fruitcake Flavor

The heavier the vapor the more like fruitcake it actually feels.

It’s distinctly possible that deeming regulations over the next year will make flavors a thing of the past for electronic cigarettes. As potentially the last year for holiday flavored e-liquid, let’s celebrate as much as possible for the time being and hope that we can joke about the same thing come next holiday season.

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